|Getzoe.com Month 3
|Look people, I'm not da conivin' pug dat you dink I am. Afta
lookin' at my behaviors in da previous two pages, you'd hafta
dink I was pretty jealous a dat Zoe. But hey, I actually kinda
like da little rat. She lays on da floor and grabs my ears and
stuff--which a pug like me really digs. Know wad I'm sayin'?
And she drools a lot, which I can most definitely relate to.
But to say I'm jealous is juss ridiculous--I have all da bones a
pug could ever want, plus I have run a da house. Know wad
I'm sayin'? And about that bouncie seat fiasco, it's just like I
told Craig & Anhdai--I was like totally framed. I never
touched da thing--all that baby hair gives me da willies. My
image was digitally manipulated onto dat seat. I remember
dat pose pacifically and I was out in da yard chasing my tail
at da time. So overall, just cut me a little slack. I'm a good
pug, know wad I'm sayin'?
|OK, let's get back
to my page. I
guess I'm willing to
give Lu-Dog a
shot. But I'm not
buying this bouncie
can't talk yet, but I
saw it myself. She
was taking a nap in
the darn thing.
Anyway, here we
are kissing and
|Here's me with Dad out on the back porch.
He loves to carry me around and make
goofy faces at me--which is just fine with me.
We have a pretty good time together.
|Great, photoshoot time again and the
wardrobe folks are nowhere to be
found. "C'mon people, I haven't got all
day!" Personally, I'm hoping we go
with something in a Winnie The Pooh
motif. I like yellow a lot but I'm flexible,
as I'm demonstrating in this photo with
one of my Rockettes-style leg kicks.
|So what do you want Dad?
Peekaboo? No problem.
|Coy mug shot? Got it.
|Overhead to demonstrate my pudgy cheeks? Snap it, pal.
|Here I am back outside,
enjoying the sunshine with
Mom. I like it when we head
outdoors for some fresh air.
Plus I can always use a little
color-- although my diaper lines
have been a little embarrassing.
|Well, I'm getting a little sleepy again. I think
I'm going to take a nap and get ready for my
exciting 4th month. I start school on
Monday, so that should be interesting. I'm
looking forward to meeting a few kids my
own age. I'll try to get a few of them on my
website next month. Anyway, have a Happy
Mother's Day. Come back again soon.