Sloshball Anthem Lyrics
Over the years, we've had some great anthems performed at Sloshball.
Relive some great Sloshball moments by taking a stroll through memory lane.
1995 "Star Spangled Banner"
(Sean Kahr, Craig Jacobin on sax)
O say can you see
by the dawn's early light
what so proudly we hailed
at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars
thru the perilous fights
o'er the ramparts we watched
were so gallantly streaming.

And the rockets' red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there.

O say does that star spangled banner yet wave
o'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave?
1997 "No Freedom, No Flag" by Blob Marley
(Sean Kahr)
O say can you, can you really see
by the dawn's early light, mon?
What so proudly, that we hail
at the twilight's last gleaming, mon.

No freedom no flag.
No freedom no flag.

And the rockets' red glare
And it's bursting in the air, mon.
Proving that our flag was
still way out there...somewhere out there, mon.
Oh say ariman, star spangled banner waves
o'er the land of the free, mon.

No freedom no flag.
No freedom no flag.

And it's waving for the land of the free
and the home of the brave.

No freedom no flag.
No freedom no flag.
1998 "You & Me & The Keg Makes Three"
(Sean Kahr, Dave Oskorus)
These lyrics are still being researched.
1999 "Ode To The Sloshball Guitar"
(Sean Kahr, Craig Jacobin)
Dan's at the plate
heart filled with hate
for the Sloshball guitar.

Sean's in the john,
dropping the bomb,
while Dan cracks a homer.

Dan Whatshisname,
he went insane,
And smashed the Sloshball guitar.

Sean was in tears,
he dropped his beers,
the stench of death upon him.

"Jimmy Hendrix Guitar Solo Anthem"
(Sean Kahr)
2000 "YMCA" by The Village Idiots
(Sean Kahr, Dave Oskorus, Scott Haiduc &
Bill Taylor)
O say, O say can you see?
I said O say, are ya listening to me?
I said O say, by the dawn's early light,
waving proudly through the night.

O say, see broad stripes and bright stars.
I said O say, show us yours, we'll show ours.
Ramparts, we'll watch, as we gallantly stream
as the rockets go burst-ing.

It's good to live in the U-S of A.
It's good to live in the U-S of A.
Our banner will wave,
giving proof through the night
we will never give up the fight.

It's good to live in the U-S of A.
It's good to live in the U-S of A.
Are ya listening to me?
It's the home of the free
and the land of the brave.

Sloshball--it's the name of the game.
I said, Sloshball--it's the keg you must tame.
I said, Sloshball--this ain't no field of dreams.
But you must first pick the teams.

Sloshball--rounding the first base.
I said, Sloshball, puts a smile on your face.
But you must first stop--there's no need to pout,
if you don't drink your beer, you're out.

It's good to live in the U-S of A.
It's good to live in the U-S of A.
You can get your butt reamed,
while you're grabbin' your heels.
We will penetrate, while you squeal.

It's good to live in the U-S of A.
It's good to live in the U-S of A.
Enjoying in the sun,
laying out in the grass,
you can even get yo self some ass.

It's good to live in the U-S of A.
It's good to live in the U-S of A.
2001 "I Love Sloshball" by The Randy Brewman
Quartet (Sean Kahr, Bill Taylor, Dave Oskorus,
Jay Devaney, Milo Chavis, Craig Jacobin)
Cruising down Laguna Canyon,
Sloshball's where we gotta go.
The sun is out and keg is tapped,
the beer is startin' to flow.

Pick up that bat,
and take a pitch.
You better be ready out there,
cuz I'm gonna smack that bitch.
We're gonna play this game,
till we can't play it no more.

Here from Denver and Toronto.
Down from LA...San Diego.
Everybody, very happy,
cuz it's that time of year again.

Looks like we're headed for a fall,
I love Sloshball (we love it).
I love Sloshball (we love it).
We love it!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Look at that flag.
Look at that grass.
Look at those loungers, baby,
they're sittin' on their ass.
Look at the Dillo,
ain't nothin' like it nowhere.

Beer on 2nd?  (we love it).
Team socials?  (we love it).
Hall of famers?  (we love it).
Sloshball!  (we love it, we love it...we love sloshball)

We love Sloshball.
We love Sloshball.
We love Sloshball.
1996 "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (Sean Kahr)
These lyrics are still being researched.
2002 "Without Me" by Too Many Eminems
(Sean Kahr, Bill Taylor, Milo Chavis, Dave
Oskorus)
Two porta pot johnies in the outfield, in the outfield,
in the outfield/Two porta pot johnies in the outfield,
in the outfield, in the outfield.

Guess what's back/back again/Sloshball's back/tell a
friend/Sloshball's back/Sloshball's back/Sloshball's
back/Sloshball's back/Sloshball's back...

We've created a monster/cuz nobody wants to play
softball no more/they want Sloshball--that's what I
hear/you want Sloshball? Here's what I'll give ya/a
little bit a ball, mixed with some cold beer.

Now the Aliso V won't let me be/or let me go pee up
in a tree/I can't even say o say can you see/I thought
we wuz livin' in the land of the free.

But you've waited this long, now stop debating/cuz
it's back and summer and it's captivating/I know you
play in those leagues and all/but softball with out
beer is just so irritating/heeeeeeey!

Come on now take an at bat/screw that/eat peanuts
and get yourself phat/you know he's got a package
as soft as a pillow/but he ain't here today, so
SCREW YOU DILLO.

(Chorus) Sloshball, baby, that's the name/just put a
keg on second now that's a game/hit a couple
doubles and you won't feel the same/but you may
end up in the hall of fame. (repeat).

Little hellions, hittin' their homers/and Dan
Whatshisname is getting a *oner/he smashed the
guitar all over the place/a disgrace--you shoulda seen
the look on Sean's face.

A visionary, isn't scary?/a Sloshball revolution
making some people wary/the chapters--they're
springing up from here to Bombay/you know
Sloshball's going global one day.

Now it's not the first thing to feature barley/but it is
the first thing since big Chris Farley/to make some
thing so entertaining/combine spring training with
keg draining/heeeeey!

Testing, attention please/now coming up to bat, it
could be me/time to lead my team to victory/you're
looking at the FIRST BLACK MVP!

(Chorus) Sloshball, baby, that's the name/just put a
keg on second now that's a game/hit a couple
doubles and you won't feel the same/but you may
end up in the hall of fame. (repeat).
2003 "Sloshball Slop" by The Hormones
(Sean Kahr, Bill Taylor, Dave Oskorus, Milo
Chavis, Craig Jacobin)
Hey Ho--Let's Go! Hey Ho--Let's Go! Hey Ho--Let's
Go! Hey Ho--Let's Go!

O say can you see them?
The flags that stand for freedom?
Let's finish this lame anthem.
And then get sloshed.

Rockets bursting in the air.
But in an hour, you won't care.
The Milo's wearing mullet hair.
Cuz you'll be sloshed.

Hey ho, let's go.
It's time to start the game now.
How it will end, we don't know.
But the kegs are tapped and ready to go.

Soon we'll have an at-bat.
Beers will flow right after that.
Then Jay will burn a laundry mat.
Cuz he'll be sloshed.

By five we'll have a new champ.
Then we'll have to break camp.
Try not to hit a street lamp.
Cuz you'll be sloshed.

Hey ho, let's go.
It's time to start the game now.
How it will end, we don't know.
But the kegs are tapped and ready to go.

Hey Ho--Let's Go! Hey Ho--Let's Go! Hey Ho--Let's
Go! Hey Ho--Let's Go!!!