| GetZoe.com Month 14 March/April 2000 |
| Seriously, let's do this people!! |
| Here's my lovely photo with the Easter Bunny. Looks nice enough. A nice, furry bunny, surrounded by flowers and candy. Me and Mommie, just hoping the kind bunny will offer us a couple of bon bons. Well, brother, have I got a story to tell you... |
| This is the exact moment that I realized that I was only 30 feet from what appeared to be the most enormous rat on the face of the earth. I believe my exact words were, "Holy crap, that overgrown rodent is going to swallow me whole!" And it only got worse from there. |
| At this point, I was in shock. And for whatever reason, Mom seemed to be getting a big kick out of the fact that I was about to become some critter's afternoon snack |
| OK, here's where the all-out terror set in. I've given up on Mom and begin signaling for Dad to come in for the rescue. Of course, he just keeps clicking away like a fool. HELP!!! |
| So the next time you see a pretty photo like this, just remember that every picture really does tell a story--it's just that sometimes there's a famished monster-rat involved. |
| OK, let's move on to some more pleasant memories. Here I am posing with my tile, which will forever be part of the magical lore of Fashion Island in Newport Beach (please note my refusal to look at Daddy, as this was taken only hours after the rodent fiasco). |
| Dad and I like to exercise together. It's hard to tell, but I'm flexing my toe and neck muscles. |
| Here I am enjoying a hearty serving of fresh California strawberries.Yipes. |
| OK Dad, I'll do a photoshoot with you. But if there's a rat within an eight mile radius, I'm going to need double scale! |
| Here I am with Mom getting prepped for my Sloshball photoshoot. I guess I'm going to be on the cover of this year's newsletter. |
| Well, that's it folks. Thanks for stopping by and I'll see you next month. -zoe |
